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your sig is great who was really that stupid Big Grin


I LOLed at that big time! Big Grin

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More stupid quotes for your entertainment...

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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that



<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?



<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind



<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?



<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)



<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit



<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/



<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


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Muad'Dib Muad'Dib is a male
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I've known about these for some time now, they come from here: http://www.bash.org/

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Offtopic I've known about these for some time now, they come from here: http://www.bash.org/


exactly Big Grin

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When I am not in the mood, I launch the page and off I go into laughs ROFL

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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet



This one is ROFL material Big Grin
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


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Tomos Tomos is a male
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Facepalm comedy!



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cynik cynik is a male
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hahaha Big Grin

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More like mega-facepalm comedy Tongue



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strange quote i just received

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Ok)I guess every thing will be good)Our teenagers will be glad to see in our city.And remember this title " Cultural pepper in hot small town" Happy


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<y0da> if they took the porn of the internet there would only be one website left and that would be www.bringbacktheporn.com


And Drumnbass.be ofcourse Big Grin

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<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.


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<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in


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<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic


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<XnD> Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand


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Very funny & lovely quotes.

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<N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
<Nerd> o
<Nerd> 0
<Nerd> 8
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Great post! It's very nice. Thank you so much for your post.


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<SpencerBrown> had a bit of a big one last night...
<SpencerBrown> on the booze...
<SpencerBrown> I met this guy who was like, 'I'm so drunk I'm pissing tequila!'
<SpencerBrown> I can't believe I fell for it

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<SpencerBrown> I used to think it was cheap to talk about sex
<SpencerBrown> then I got my phone bill through

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


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<N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
<Nerd> o
<Nerd> 0
<Nerd> 8
<Nerd> oo



best ones yet

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<MitchHedberg> I have a solution for sweatshops
<MitchHedberg> air conditioning

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<soom523> yesterday my japanese girlfriend dumped me
<soom523> that's ok though
<soom523> there's plenty more in the sea

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maybe that last one would be better as a dialogue
like this


<soom523> my japanese girlfriend just dumped me
<friend1> dry your eyes m8
<friend1> there's plenty more in the sea

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